Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Wow

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Sunday, December 6, 2009

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Monday, November 30, 2009

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Saturday, October 24, 2009

Too bad this is kroger and not walmart

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As great as it sounds.

Saturday, October 17, 2009

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Finally some sweet shit in my fridge

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Friday, October 9, 2009

Mural.

Fun place until the kid in the swing gets hit by the street car.

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Day Two at Quantico.

Red dye + corn syrup= realistic training.

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

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This caterpillar looks like something straight out of labyrinth

Monday, September 14, 2009

Thanks firestone

I shouldn't need a breaker bar to get a lugnut off.

Friday, September 4, 2009

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Bit into a pearl in my oyster sandwich!

Saturday, August 29, 2009

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Monday, August 24, 2009

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Keep head erect

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Why is this stage decorated like a gay pride parade?

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We're the only ones on this tram. How romantic!

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Skyride!

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Totally genuine expressions of terror

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On the tram to busch gardens!

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Awesome turban!

Friday, August 21, 2009

My champion guac is going to a passion party

Guac

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Wednesday, August 19, 2009

I LOVE my BABY

<3

Monday, August 17, 2009

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Starting off my monday on an alcoholic note

Saturday, August 15, 2009

Moms are the best

Every care package my mom has ever given me has included toilet paper

Friday, August 14, 2009

Fail

This is what an xray order looks like if I precisely angle the camera to exclude any specific patient info...dude just had a bruise!

Threats from above

New radio at work. Dipshits always breaking the antennae off, I got god on my side now

Crazy space age bathroom

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Cool ass light up wine bar

At the coolest restaurant in florida

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Guy doing push ups in the middle of Chinatown.

He might have been as pumped about the GI Joe movie as I was.

Hot dog bar @ work!

This is why I'm hot...errr..fat

Threats from above

New radio! People always break the antennaes off at work so I'm getting serious!

Great another ghetto cat to pee under my house

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

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Why does everyone love this crap? It's disgusting

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Soda sampling from sodas around the earth

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Og hai im in Florida

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Sunday, August 9, 2009

Saturday, August 8, 2009

Friday, August 7, 2009

Dead rat in coworkers chair

When office pranks go wrong

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Just found a glamour shot of my mom from twenty years ago

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Fridge

Yo we got dis shit to da back ni**@

Fun with fuzz

Tuesday, August 4, 2009