Short Circuit

Ally Speedy. Total babe. Would.
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FW: Ugly bitch

my brother just sent me this picture text with a totally fucked up subject line

2009 Stendig Calendar

I got my Stendig calendar in the mail today. Helvetica, you sexy bitch you! This calendar is huge, I can't wait to hang it up in the new place! WAAAH! Oh and that is Betty the pit bull laying above it. She is also a sexy bitch. my room is a mess :\

That little bitch is twisted

not only did she rip all the stuffing out, she turned the poor little sunflower inside out

Seriously Ukrops?

Who you calling, Teddy bear?

Say hi to your mother for me!

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Someone forgot to put the lid securely back on the ketchup. It's all over the place

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Bat signal in my beer foam?

821

random mugs.

Rory's first haircut.

Never again. She looks weird

i am so fucking stupid

holllly shit...




FAIL

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OS Install

Wassup Leopard!
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They were totally checking me out

you probably can't see it but this car has leather and bear pride bumper stickers

The driving range