My Marty McFly shoes

Fla. Ave. Grill

Endorsed by John Ashcroft and Ludacris.

This cage is maddening!

Miata supercharger is go!

Can you find it?

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Ear candles are crazy!

Hmmm

What is this?

For lane charles and mel

Band of horses shoutout

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Fabulous!

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PANCAKES!

Yes!

You have to admire the brave sense of humor.

triple 6 triple 6

Figure that out.

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Beach stylin. (Gotta protect that bald head.)

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I want these shoes

Juggling knives on a unicycle!!

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Just got to the beach!

What is the godwin eagle head doing in my house?

A word from the joint committee

funny card i got for my mom.

The front is a photograph of a piece of cake!

my new keyboard

has a lot of kitten stickers on it

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We match!

(:D

Like the A-Team.

But lamer in a less cool van.

The first person in the history of bowling to get a 3 digited score

Autographs are 20 bucks you dipshit peasant non bowling fucks

If you snap a tendon somebody will pimp your knee trick

This was fun to design.

But... I'm pretty tired of this look (it is everywhere). Not my fault though! That is what they want. And by they, I mean THE MAN!

Hyrdro store Customer Appreciation Day

 

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Just won fifty bucks in gift cards at sticky piko

Cooking with kevin

How to make a bad ass sandwich just using the heels of the loaf. I teach this in my highly regarded class "running shit 101"

ice cream truck!

chocolate eclair. nom nom nom! reminds me of elementary school.

Pig out!

Masked mechanics

Damn it feels good to be a trucker.

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Thorsen Truth being told

Stunt granny

Unfortunately we hadnt won enough tickets for this.

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Breakfast

I think I figured this out

I wish I had the sparkly lead vest on too for the full effect but I went to tinkle (and take photos of myself for the blog)

Fish tacos+mac/cheese+soul ice+mt dew=just died and went to heaven and arrived right at lunchtime!

I wish I knew how to get rid of the auto text!
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I love goldfishes cause they're so delicious!

Everyone at work keeps complimenting this silly sweater/cardigan I'm wearing.

My new laundry bag

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Just got my new license. It has a see through picture and raised lettering. Weird. (Also, feel free to laugh at my horrible pic)

Hilarious title change for a galley book review copy sent to work.

From "Rapiers and Goose Quills," to "No Warriors, No Glory."
It could change the tone.

Hooray food

First time ever

I got my deposit back!

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This dog is such a slut

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Totally geeking out with my mutant berry slurpee in my gambit cup with a gambit straw