What?

I bought these at Target today thinking they were real socks and just realized when i ripped the tags off. Who the heck wears these things? WHY?

$3 for endless entertainment

why did I buy TWO huge boxes of candy canes?

I'm never going to be able to get rid of these.

Look at his fucking head

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This is hell.

I hate Pepsi.
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My thoughts exactly

take-that--a waning-fad?

What happened guys? Where's the passion? Is take-that sitting underneath your Weezer cd's?

Dust off pinkerton and take some pics of dogs humping legs and homeless people humping stop signs.

Wear a Redneck hat to work day

I'm the only participant
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My inner redneck

Global cuisine nite at my house

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My Audi's blue!

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Stoked!

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Seriously?

Nothing says "Romance" like The Deer Hunter, Carlito's Way, Being John Malkovich, and Cape Fear, right?

Happy birthday Poe!

So loved.

An analogy

Turning leaf is to wine as sunny d is to orange juice. I Should have just paid the extra 3 bucks for the real stuff

Elegant rooster.

dear god, get me the hell out of cracker barrel

Mmmmm

Banana pudding!

Bath time.

bitch is NOT happy

I'm construction king

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