Moms are the best

Every care package my mom has ever given me has included toilet paper

Fail

This is what an xray order looks like if I precisely angle the camera to exclude any specific patient info...dude just had a bruise!

Threats from above

New radio at work. Dipshits always breaking the antennae off, I got god on my side now

Crazy space age bathroom

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Cool ass light up wine bar

At the coolest restaurant in florida

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Guy doing push ups in the middle of Chinatown.

He might have been as pumped about the GI Joe movie as I was.

Hot dog bar @ work!

This is why I'm hot...errr..fat

Threats from above

New radio! People always break the antennaes off at work so I'm getting serious!

Great another ghetto cat to pee under my house

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Why does everyone love this crap? It's disgusting

Soda sampling from sodas around the earth

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Og hai im in Florida

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yikes!