That's my boat

That's my boat

Say it aint so

My first tape ever. ive had it since 1983 when i was 4.

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That's a sexy big bite

Mt. Pleasant Sound Lab.

To add to the self-indulgent nerd workspace photos. 

Faceplant cat

Yes!

Runnin shit 101

12 gauge stu

wut happened next?!

who knows

millies 4 life

lobster puff pastry and corn beef hash - siiiiiiiiick

Collection of empty soda cans at my desk

so shameful!

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I love getting numbers at work

Shritless guy at DC jazz feet

Owned it.

Hello Arkansas.

this is for michael.

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Trips me up every time.

My Marty McFly shoes

Fla. Ave. Grill

Endorsed by John Ashcroft and Ludacris.

This cage is maddening!

Miata supercharger is go!

Can you find it?

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Ear candles are crazy!

Hmmm

What is this?

For lane charles and mel

Band of horses shoutout

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Fabulous!

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PANCAKES!

Yes!

You have to admire the brave sense of humor.

triple 6 triple 6

Figure that out.

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Beach stylin. (Gotta protect that bald head.)

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I want these shoes

Juggling knives on a unicycle!!

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Just got to the beach!

What is the godwin eagle head doing in my house?

A word from the joint committee

funny card i got for my mom.

The front is a photograph of a piece of cake!

my new keyboard

has a lot of kitten stickers on it

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We match!

(:D

Like the A-Team.

But lamer in a less cool van.

The first person in the history of bowling to get a 3 digited score

Autographs are 20 bucks you dipshit peasant non bowling fucks

If you snap a tendon somebody will pimp your knee trick

This was fun to design.

But... I'm pretty tired of this look (it is everywhere). Not my fault though! That is what they want. And by they, I mean THE MAN!

Hyrdro store Customer Appreciation Day

 

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Just won fifty bucks in gift cards at sticky piko

Cooking with kevin

How to make a bad ass sandwich just using the heels of the loaf. I teach this in my highly regarded class "running shit 101"

ice cream truck!

chocolate eclair. nom nom nom! reminds me of elementary school.