Suburban Grossness

Sorry guys, I'm excited about this blog. One more for today.

Umm... does this disturb anyone else?

Is it the end?

might drown in my coffee today, at least i still have a job for now.

Back Page

The only good thing about the RTD, the Back Page. Hugh and Holly broke up!

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Overslept. Missed my fucking train home

First post!
A truck full of arcade machines on 95! One of them was a Rambo game.

YuM

Breakfast

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I think the couple by the tree might do it in broad daylight

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Enjoying a good book in central park after my awesome interview. I hear my fate next week.

overworked

Need to stay focused and remember what the moleskine says.

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Front desk at marc jacobs

View from my hotel

Sweet

Pink taco in vegas

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I just got bit by a millipede!

ghosts

Some dude killed himself 3 years ago where i am standing. I have to work here all night. Eff.

stand up w.chair!! big wheels!! now thats style!

Holy crap!

Same truck. This time while heading home!
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It's Chris Seamon!

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Since stupid pickup trucks seem to be popular

God Bless The South

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Propellors.

My plane has them. yippee!

The wall of tea

It grows

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The office fans will appresh

Bike: 1 Lauren: 0

Just in time for the Homecoming dance.

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On a tuesday night!

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Email confirming my interview with marc jacobs on thursday

The bank branch manager fantasy

She just wants to be with the black crows... Once
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Come on!

Loaf

the black crows

this is exactly how i imagined a stillwater show

Incog

You cant see me!

someone probably got shot.

near the bp on cary

lauren is a clepto from shaffer

FACE!

(.)_(.)

(or i like to put googly eyes on my plants)

Boogeyman says hello!

purrrrrrrrr

Rental

there is something about driving a real car that makes me feel like an adult. not that my actual car isnt real. this impala just feels so serious. and it has a remote start. and it smells so good.

nothing like falling off your bike at 8am...

first time i ate pavement. i ran into the back of treys bike and flew off. weeeee!

nice and warm!! with butter ... mmmmyumyumyummm

mmmmm

Nom Noms

fresh homemade bread!

Waiting room

For some reason the quantity of reading material here is stressing me out.

Work

I work inside those windows. See how they are the only windows on the building? Everyone is jealous of me.

A moment of regression

Once I found the pencil and a ruler it was back to planet 3rd grade
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doctors office. weeeeeeeee

Hung

Over :\

trey

brownstone, AKA the unabomber

cats!!1

this is marty, he belongs to a friend

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Brutal spanking at mccormacks

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Speedometer is definitely broken

Okkervil rules

Let's give this mess some grace

Necessito

4 speed 67 chevelle at 2nd st fest
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record

of photos in one week, broken, way to go fellow TAKE THAT(ers)

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Way too much whiskey