Thursday, April 9, 2009

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more examples of when this check box could be used

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Rachel and i both agree that too often a 'classy' check box is needed on this blog

An inspired bit of ad work.

Terse, well-crafted, subtle.

In addition to no open container laws...

Las Vegas has the best cab ads, ever.

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

keep your head up!

my inspirational poster-esque moment at work.

Images of Mormon dental work.

Open my hotel room.

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Oops. That last message was supposed to go to twitter. Here's a picture to make up for it.
Omg i've been at work for 5 hours and we haven't even opened yet. I want to die

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Monday, April 6, 2009

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Um no thanks. I don't trust you, random bagel box.

Sunday, April 5, 2009

we have the same eyes

DC douhce bag.

Thank god it's affected.

White people and their damn horses

There were at least 40

The real kicker is

Two street sweepers to clean up the shit

What a waste.

That kid is playing a Nintendo ds in the Smithsonian.

Kendo @ Cherry Blossom Fest.

Do these pasty software engineer types really want
to meet Asian women or are they really into Star Wars?

Saturday, April 4, 2009

Friday, April 3, 2009

my new office

love love love

hehehe

Dc

Knock knock. Obama.

This could be yours

The apt not the filth.

May 1st

Fan 2605 park ave
2 bedroom
AC
Electric heat
Gas stove
Off street parking
Reasonable neighbors
700 a month


Gonna post on craigslist Monday

Thursday, April 2, 2009

O_O

new pot with a plant in it. and a little tooth on the side!

New printer

Today the IT guy finally came a hooked up a printer to my work computer. I've only been here 3 and a half years. Soooo....I guess it was about damn time?

'leet email

Epic grass.

Bolling AFB can quickly convert their most hallowed ground for bocce
or croquet.

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Buckley!!!

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From one of my barber's many style manuals

Blair at Super Cuts in Cleveland Park can totally hook you up.

This is why I can't have nice things

I was awoken this morning by the sound of dog teeth on plastic. Thank God I bought the knock-offs instead of the real wayfarers.

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Unclear of the message.

Is this phone card, found in Columbia Heights, for calling African Man
or for use by African Man? It's also racist as hell.

Why my jobs rules...


hanging out with babes.

cat on my monitor

what should he say today?

It's a Tiffany stained glass window from the church where i grew up





why did no one warn me how bad it would hurt to walk the next day??

Monday, March 30, 2009

Giant Party Boat.

Pontoons and beer coolers hang your heads in shame in the wake of this
monster craft filled with two dance floors and acres of white table
cloths on the Potomac off of the Watergate.

Thor kills satellites for the Air Force.

Holy shit

the backs of my knees hurt like hell

Getting inked

We had to do my stencil 8 times before he got it right

Please advise

Dumbest phrase ever. Everybody in my company uses it

This Muppet Caper had a bad ending.

for mbirch ;)

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Dessert Storm


Yes I meant to put the double "s" in the title of this post.

Sunday, March 29, 2009

Use charcoal; you get this

The Tavern at Muff Haven.

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