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Those are some big ass feet

My mind is blown

my new office

love love love

hehehe

Dc

Knock knock. Obama.

This could be yours

The apt not the filth.

May 1st

Fan 2605 park ave
2 bedroom
AC
Electric heat
Gas stove
Off street parking
Reasonable neighbors
700 a month

Gonna post on craigslist Monday

O_O

new pot with a plant in it. and a little tooth on the side!

New printer

Today the IT guy finally came a hooked up a printer to my work computer. I've only been here 3 and a half years. Soooo....I guess it was about damn time?

'leet email

Epic grass.

Bolling AFB can quickly convert their most hallowed ground for bocce
or croquet.

Buckley!!!

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From one of my barber's many style manuals

Blair at Super Cuts in Cleveland Park can totally hook you up.

This is why I can't have nice things

I was awoken this morning by the sound of dog teeth on plastic. Thank God I bought the knock-offs instead of the real wayfarers.

Unclear of the message.

Is this phone card, found in Columbia Heights, for calling African Man
or for use by African Man? It's also racist as hell.

Why my jobs rules...

hanging out with babes.

cat on my monitor

what should he say today?

It's a Tiffany stained glass window from the church where i grew up

why did no one warn me how bad it would hurt to walk the next day??

Giant Party Boat.

Pontoons and beer coolers hang your heads in shame in the wake of this
monster craft filled with two dance floors and acres of white table
cloths on the Potomac off of the Watergate.

Thor kills satellites for the Air Force.

Holy shit

the backs of my knees hurt like hell